Elizabeth and Eugene in Kansas
Wisconsin Yard Art Inspires Kansans
by Greg Larson
I’m convinced that Wisconsin is king when it comes to yard art. There’s lots of it, and the folks in the cheese state take pride in their lawns and the accoutrements therein. Gretta and I admired the yard art while touring the state three times by bicycle. Contrary to what you may think, we did slow down to “smell the roses” and look around while traveling through the towns and cities.
Touring the Cheese StateThe most prevalent theme was the Dutch boy and girl, with colorful variations throughout the state. We identified the Dutch couple statuaries as "Elizabeth and Eugene," our middle names. Calling them by our middle names is a whole story in itself, which I won't go into now.
Here are some of my favorite photos of yard art. etc., with anecdotes listed below each one:
While I was taking the picture above, a woman came out of the house and exclaimed, "So, you like my sweet couple!" She was obviously happy that someone appreciated her handiwork. She informed us that she had just recently repainted them, and she added, "And it's no easy task!"
Two couples in one photo!We were drawn to the yard with the windmill, the Dutch couple and a plethora of yard art at this location in Rhinelander. But I thought the property owner had missed a marketing opportunity. I kept looking for a custard stand or a miniature golf course. A beer and brat garden would have been perfect, too! Maybe the zoning wasn't right or they just preferred to display their yard art.
Miniature golf, anyone?
Does this tell us anything about Packer fans?
Just before I took the picture above, we spent an afternoon with a few hundred cyclists at the Steven's Point Brewery. The Brewery offered free samples at a beer garden on their lawn, and we sampled just about everything before making the return trip to our hotel. On the way back to the hotel, the gates came down on a train crossing which was next to this yard and house. We had plenty of time to admire the yard art, but viewing it was somewhat surreal, due to the effects of the beer, the train whistle and the crossing bells! Maybe the owner's fascination with the yard art is also a defense mechanism for living so close to a railroad track.
Where have all the dwarves gone?
At one of the towns along the Wisconsin River, we slowed down and stopped at the front yard shown above. I was certain this was the house that displayed Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in the front yard the last time we toured Wisconsin. I didn't see Snow White anywhere, but I decided to take pictures of two Dutch couples, anyway....the pair shown in the front yard, and the pair in the side yard shown below.
Lo and behold! What came into my viewfinder as I prepared to take a picture of the second Dutch couple? Snow White and the Seven Dwarves! Relegated to the backyard, no less! The shame! The following is only pure speculation, but as we pedaled on, Gretta and I concluded that the husband and wife (we gave them fictitious names of Karl and Mildred) were on the verge of needing marriage counseling. Karl's co-workers at the paper mill down the road were giving him a hard time whenever he met them at the local bar after their work shift. While drinking the Old Milwaukee on tap, they'd say, "Karl! You've got to do something with Snow White and the little guys! They don't fit your image." The assemblage of Snow White and the dwarves was an embarrassment to Karl, even though he had agreed to the yard-art with his wife........after all, it was her idea.
We speculated that Karl talked Mildred into allowing him to move the major display to the back yard, but at a high price. The negotiated deal probably included some diamond jewelry for Mildred and also included a lot of Karl's sweat, which was required to relocate the entourage of figurines. The rental cost for the fork-lift to pick up and move Snow White was no small item, either. But the snickers from Karl's buddies at the local bar and grille have subsided, and we're sure that he now lives in peace at work and home. What a great country!
The Mother Mary of all yard art
Grotto Gardens was a shady afternoon respite on a long 88 mile day on the tandem. Located in Rudolph, Wisconsin, it covers most of the grounds at the Shrine of Peace and Our Lady of Lourdes Shrine and Museum. It was established by Father Philip Wagner, fulfuilling a promise he made to the Virgin Mary after a 1912 pilgrimage to the Lady of Lourdes shrine in France. Father Wagner was cured of debilitating exhaustion he was suffering while studying for the priesthood in Europe.
While taking the rest break, I filled my water bottles and sucked down some Vanilla Bean Gu Gel. Then I slowly walked through the gardens and crossed a small footbridge. As the statuary scene above came into view, I imagined a children's choir of a thousand voices filling the air. It was a sight to behold, ranking above all other yard statuary seen on the trip. A feeling of peace washed over me, along with the boost of caffeine from the Gu Gel. I was ready to ride again. At least I had overcome my temporary exhaustion.
Cheese Curd Stonehenge - Potential Yard Art?
Gretta and I developed an appreciation for fresh cheese curds while in Wisconsin. Once you've had fresh cheese curds (yes, the ones that squeak when you chew them) you will never want to eat any curds that are not fresh. I became fascinated with their shape and came up with the ingenious idea that they looked like part of Stonehenge. One idea led to another, and I concluded that large fiberglass replicas of cheese curds in Wisconsin could rival the pink flamingos or the Dutch couples in yard art status. Depending on the size of yard, each homeowner could display all or just a portion of Stonehenge. An entire miniature golf course would fit into some of the larger replicas, whereas a few simple fiberglass "stones" would make a nice backdrop for a flower garden! The picture above is a stonehenge model I created from real cheese curds. If you know of any venture-capitalists interested in funding fiberglass fabrication of cheese curds, let me know!
Cozy garden for Kansas pair
So that brings us to the Dutch couple shown above, Elizabeth and Eugene in Kansas. Some friends had inherited the concrete sweethearts, and after seeing how excited Gretta was when she saw them, they decided the Dutch couple needed a new home. Imagine our surprise when one day the figurines appeared on our front porch. We've recently given them a new coat of paint and they are displayed prominently in our flower garden.
Eugene and Elizabeth in the Kansas kitchenWe also have "Elizabeth and Eugene" salt and pepper shakers, complete with an accessory windmill in our kitchen in Kansas which remind us of Wisconsin yard art and of Holland, Michigan......whence they came. But that is yet another story for another day.